I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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