Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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