It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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