i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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