Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just cropdusted the office
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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