And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he puts the penis in happiness.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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