I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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