i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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