yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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