Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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