it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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