her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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