halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i believe in u and ur pee
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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