"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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