do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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