Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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