Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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