But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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