just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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