So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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