I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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