just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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