I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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