She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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