its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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