Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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