I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
