were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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