Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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