There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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