At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
