Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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