Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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