Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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