I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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