I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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