Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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