Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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