yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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