you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
love makes seman taste better
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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