If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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