I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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