i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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