Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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