stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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