Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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