So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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