DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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