i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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