To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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