Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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