We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
