How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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