Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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